At a wedding… Haunted by Bond

“Two cowboys, thanks.” Blank stare… “You know what a cowboy is, right? Blank stare. Baileys. Brandy…. “we don’t have bailey’s.” No baileys. I looked around: this was the kind of club that lived for Baileys. You know the kind of place: crap clients, crap drinks, sticky carpet, deafening music. It had a smoking room that…

The case of the disappearing dog

Two dogs ran away… and were eaten?  Huh? So, now I know why it is a good idea to skip the booze. I ran through my notes from the night before and saw the above title. What did it mean? I couldn’t remember any dogs. I remember eating hot chips whilst waiting for a taxi….